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Well, I hit the last straw just recently when I went to buy some batteries. The invoice I was forced to sign seemed to have more room on it for the small print than for the useful information. Therefore, I have decided to add my own personal little "Terms And Conditions" clause for any person or company choosing to do business with me. Most of these terms are almost verbatim from crap I've had to sign so I imagine they are as legal as the originals. I have took the liberty to embellish a bit here and there.
What is good for the goose is good for the gander.
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OPENING A NEW ACCOUNT |
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To help the government fight the funding of terrorism and money laundering activities, Federal law requires me to obtain, verify, and record information that identifies each person who opens an account. Privacy be damned. |
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PAYMENTS |
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Net 30. Late charges begin to accrue at 31 days. Unpaid late charges will be added to the next invoice. Please return one copy of this invoice with your payment. Make all checks payable to: Pafoofnik Enterprises. If you have any questions concerning this invoice, call Doug at (432) 426-2644. |
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WAIVER |
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The failure of me to insist upon the performance of any of the terms or conditions of this contract or to exercise any right hereunder shall not be deemed to be a waiver of such terms, conditions, or rights in the future, nor shall it be deemed to be a waiver of any other term, condition, or right under this contract. You probably don't understand this term and that's OK because neither do I. |
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MODIFICATION OF TERMS AND CONDITIONS |
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No terms or conditions other than those stated herein, and no agreement or understanding, in any way purporting to modify these terms or conditions, shall be binding on me without my written consent. Any additional or different terms in Your form are hereby deemed to be material alterations and notice of objection to them and objection of them is hereby given. This Agreement is the entire Agreement between me and you with regard to this product and supersedes any and all other communications, advertisements, or understandings with respect to the software, media disk and documentation. I get the last say in these matters so nuts to you. |
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DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTY |
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I do not manufacture any of the products sold by me. All products sold are warranted by the original manufacturer. Except for such original manufacturer warranties, WE DISCLAIM ANY AND ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND WARRANTIES OF FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. I will not be liable for any damages of any kind arising from the use of this site or products obtained or ordered from this site, including but not limited to direct, indirect, incidental, punitive or consequential damages. Once I'm paid, then you're on your own. |
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CHANGES IN TERMS TO ME |
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If I have an existing account with you or your company, you may change any of your terms with me at any time. However, you must provide me written notification of any changes and give me a positive method to reject any or all changes. If you disagree with any rejection of any new term, then you must provide me with a cost free transfer to a company that will do business with me at the original terms. Simply refusing to continue to do business with me doesn't cut it. You're the one that decided to change things, so you should be responsible for any consequences. |
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HOW I MAY MODIFY THIS CONTRACT |
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I may change these terms at any time. You must review these terms on a regular basis. You can find the most recent version of the contract at 'http://www.otoupal.org/TERMS/Terms.html'. The changed terms are in effect right away. If you do not agree to changes in these terms, then you must stop doing business with me by following the terms in "CHANGES IN TERMS TO ME". If you do not stop doing business with me, then your business with me will continue under the changed terms. In other words, I can but you can't. |
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MY DRIVER'S LICENSE |
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My Driver's License is NOT the "property of the state" and does NOT "have to be surrendered upon demand". I had to take an eye exam, give a thumbprint, and pay good money for the license. If it truly were the "property of the state" then I would not have had to pay for it. Should anyone insist that I produce my license, then I reserve to right to charge my customary $45.00/hr with 1 hour minimum, payable in advance. |